Facebook Faces The Hashtag Music
Facebook Faces The #Hashtag Music (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Facebook honchos have fin’ly said “yes” To #hashtags, but under duress: All the cool kids at Twitter Treat hashtags like glitter, A...
View ArticleSmite SMODJ! (Limerick)
This limerick was inspired by Facebook friend Douglas Frank, who proposed a new texting acronym: SMODJ, pronounced similar to “smudge.” It stands for: Social Media Outrage Du Jour. Smite SMODJ!...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Hubby Mark
I wrote this limerick in response to Mark’s post about being urged by Facebook to “like” Kim Kardashian’s page. Open Limerick To Hubby Mark By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Mark, I don’t mean to sound...
View ArticleBlockheads On The Block (Limerick)
A Facebooker constantly “yelled.” No grievance he held could be quelled. He’d gripe and he’d boast On each post — now he’s toast; From most friendships that fellow’s expelled.
View ArticleWhat I Do When Facebook Is Down (Limerick)
During Facebook’s outage today, I was reduced to posting this limerick on Twitter: #Facebookdown so I’ve come here 2 Tweet & nobody takes a backseat 2 my posting addiction, A dreadful affliction....
View ArticleMy Reaction to Facebook’s Upcoming “Reaction” Buttons (Limerick)
Dear Facebook, your “like” button’s fine. Add a “dislike” to “like?” I won’t whine. But your plan for Reactions– Six button distractions– Makes me certain the “sad” one will shine.
View ArticleFacebook Outage Panic (Limerick)
When Facebook is down, people panic And often become rather manic. Some report it to Twitter, Whose regulars titter At our Facebook addiction Satanic.
View ArticleHumor Disharmony (Limerick)
NOTE: While the last line of this limerick is true, it’s NOT a plea for sympathy. My real purpose in writing it was to play with the idiom “fall flat.” My wisecrack failed right off the bat. Not one...
View ArticleFacebook Gripes (Limerick)
While on Facebook, folks often complain About comments that drive them insane. If you’re truly annoyed, They’re a breeze to avoid: “Unfollowing” blocks all that pain.
View ArticleWrongfully Accused! (Limerick)
A couple of years ago, I started posting my limericks on Facebook in image form. To ensure that, if they were shared, my authorship was clear, I’d include a copyright notice and my site’s URL in...
View Article